Tax on Robinhood.
$EGG lives on Robinhood Chain. Every buy and sell pays 5%. That’s the feed for the whole operation.
5 in. 5 out. Basket gets fatter.$EGG is a 5/5 tax coin on Robinhood Chain. Tax funds bridge to dying Abstract, sweep Abstract Chickens NFTs, then those birds flee one by one before the chain goes dark. Hold $EGG. Share the jackpot by bag size.
Not financial advice. Just poultry with a bridge.
$EGG lives on Robinhood Chain. Every buy and sell pays 5%. That’s the feed for the whole operation.
5 in. 5 out. Basket gets fatter.Tax funds leave Robinhood and bridge into Abstract — yes, the chain that’s shutting down. We’re shopping in a burning aisle on purpose.
All eggs → one doomed basket.Bridged funds buy Abstract Chickens NFTs off OpenSea. Your eggs hatch into actual birds on the condemned farm.
Floor? We’re the vacuum.Buy tax 5%. Sell tax 5% on Robinhood. Proceeds bridge to Abstract and sweep chickens from the official collection before the coop collapses.
Every bird the basket buys from Abstract Chickens will flee Abstract as shutdown nears — not all at once, one by one, getting spicier the closer we get to Dec 15.
View the flock ↗
Formula in chicken:
your payout ≈ jackpot × (your EGG / total EGG)
CA COMING SOON — don’t get rugged by impostor omelettes
NFT target: opensea.io/collection/abstractchickens
On Robinhood Chain. That’s where you buy, sell, and pay the 5/5 tax. Abstract is the raid target, not the ticker home.
Tax proceeds bridge from Robinhood → dying Abstract, then sweep Abstract Chickens NFTs into the basket.
One by one as we get closer to Abstract’s Dec 15, 2026 shutdown. Each collected bird eventually exits the sinking chain. Jackpot value is shared by $EGG holders pro‑rata.
No. We buy their NFTs off OpenSea as the collateral / escape flock. Same feathers, different spreadsheet. Not affiliated.
Yes. Loudly. Tax, bridges, NFT floors, Abstract shutdown, timing, and admin chaos. Only play with eggs you can afford to scramble.